June 3, 2012
Jehova’s Witnesses are at my house.

hawkeyenevermisses:

thestarkster:

isthisfondue:

thestarkster:

Steve, go out there dressed as Jesus and denounce their religion as faulty.

I’d rather not.

Oh come on.

I’ll provide the beard.

I feel like this needs to happen.

Come on Steve, it’ll be funny.

We can dress Clint up as an angel and suspend him from the porch with his bow. He can be Cupid.

7:58pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXt-jwMiQvQy
(Notes: 10)
  
June 3, 2012
Jehova’s Witnesses are at my house.

isthisfondue:

thestarkster:

Steve, go out there dressed as Jesus and denounce their religion as faulty.

I’d rather not.

Oh come on.

I’ll provide the beard.

6:00pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXt-jwMhyOca
(Notes: 10)
  
June 3, 2012
Jehova’s Witnesses are at my house.

isthisfondue:

thestarkster:

isthisfondue:

What, Inuit wasn’t enough?

It’s backwards Inuit, in the voice of Satan. Double the tongues.

…Right.

Steve, go out there dressed as Jesus and denounce their religion as faulty.

5:31pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXt-jwMhqypd
(Notes: 10)
  
June 3, 2012
Jehova’s Witnesses are at my house.

isthisfondue:

thestarkster:

How did they get past security?

I’ve reprogrammed JARVIS to possess the voice of Satan and speak to them in tongues. I am curious as to how they will respond.

What, Inuit wasn’t enough?

It’s backwards Inuit, in the voice of Satan. Double the tongues.

5:30pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXt-jwMhqXz8
(Notes: 10)
  
June 3, 2012
Jehova’s Witnesses are at my house.

How did they get past security?

I’ve reprogrammed JARVIS to possess the voice of Satan and speak to them in tongues. I am curious as to how they will respond.

5:27pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXt-jwMhpyfq
(Notes: 10)
  
May 13, 2012
Hawkeye why

Hawkeye why

3:29pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXt-jwLQBYmH
(Notes: 1)
  
May 10, 2012
Clint did you paint my armour purple

hawkeyenevermisses:

thestarkster:

hawkeyenevermisses:

thestarkster:

hawkeyenevermisses:

thestarkster:

And all my cars

and my furniture

I think the dogs are purple too

CLINT.

The dogs are not purple thank you very much.

And the living room was due for a little redecoration.

And your suit. 

And your cars.


Clint, I will redecorate your face.

With blood.

Purple is a MUCH better color.

And you’ll have to catch me first baby.

Did you forget I put a tracker on you? I can find you in three minutes, purple suit included.

…Worth it.

Well I sure hope that the circus provides good health insurance :)

8:44pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXt-jwLFjiB8
(Notes: 11)
  
May 10, 2012
Clint did you paint my armour purple

hawkeyenevermisses:

thestarkster:

hawkeyenevermisses:

thestarkster:

And all my cars

and my furniture

I think the dogs are purple too

CLINT.

The dogs are not purple thank you very much.

And the living room was due for a little redecoration.

And your suit. 

And your cars.


Clint, I will redecorate your face.

With blood.

Purple is a MUCH better color.

And you’ll have to catch me first baby.

Did you forget I put a tracker on you? I can find you in three minutes, purple suit included.

8:41pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXt-jwLFiozF
(Notes: 11)
  
May 10, 2012
Clint did you paint my armour purple

hawkeyenevermisses:

thestarkster:

And all my cars

and my furniture

I think the dogs are purple too

CLINT.

The dogs are not purple thank you very much.

And the living room was due for a little redecoration.

And your suit. 

And your cars.


Clint, I will redecorate your face.

With blood.

8:39pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXt-jwLFi9ys
(Notes: 11)
  
May 10, 2012
Clint did you paint my armour purple

And all my cars

and my furniture

I think the dogs are purple too

CLINT.

8:36pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXt-jwLFhRv6
(Notes: 11)
  
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